Airport Screening Results 2010

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Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

 

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

 

Transvestites 133

 

Hernia’s 1,485

 

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

 

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

 

Breast Implants 59,350

 

Natural Blondes 3