You know you´re flying LoCo when...

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...they don't sell tickets, they sell chances. All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.

 

...before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

 

...you cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.

 

...before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

 

...the Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

 

...they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

 

...the Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

 

...you ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, "Just once."

 

...there is no movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

 

...you see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

 

...all the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

 

Gruß

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...wie denn, Ryanair hat auch 'ne Kapelle an Bord?