Ryanair gibt Easyjet Ratschläge

[touchdown99]

Ryanair hackt auf http://www.ryanair.ie mal wieder auf ihrem neuem Lieblingsfeind Easyjet herum:

 

Here’s a couple of “easy hints” for Easyjet as they try to copy the Ryanair model for really low fares.

 

Fly to uncongested, efficient airports, not high cost slot restricted ones.

Fly only Boeing 737’s, cancel the order for Airbus’s, a mixed fleet won’t work.

Offer the lowest fares in every market (sorry - only Ryanair do that).

Have the lowest costs in every market (sorry - only Ryanair do that).

Offer the No.1 customer service delivery (sorry - only Ryanair do that) Easyjet’s punctuality is miles behind Ryanair’s

 

“Nevertheless Easyjet should keep trying, because God loves a tryer, but passengers prefer Ryanair.”

 

Die kleinen Spaßvögel, scheinen einen Clown gefrühstückt zu haben (oder sind alle völlig losgelöst, weil Chef Michael O'Leary endlich unter die Haube kommt und heiratet).

 

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"This is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress." BA Cpt. E. Moody, after flying through volcanic ash.

 

[ Diese Nachricht wurde geändert von: touchdown99 am 2003-05-30 17:56 ]